Pet quotes

When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

Kittens can happen to anyone.

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

Many cats are the death of the mouse.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

I love cats.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.