Marriage quotes

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.

Marriage is an exercise in torture.

Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

Marriage, like money, is still with us and, like money, progressively devalued.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.

Marriage is a gamble, let's be honest.

Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.

A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed to brutally oppress people and thereby violated the laws of nature.